February 2012
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If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about God.
Government: Take them to church.
reflectedinyoureyes:
So the cheerleading coach at my high school was fired for calling one of the girls a “highfalutin heifer” in a rant after catching the girl skipping practice. And the cheerleader recorded it on her phone and showed her daddy and her daddy contacted the news…
Pretty sure my soccer coach threatened to stab me a few times for like accidentally wearing the wrong color shirt at...
“Today is the beginning of Lent. And I’m giving up apologizing.”
– Conor Oberst (via oberstingwithconor)
